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From The Fifties to the naughties … its over 40 minutes long……
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The Definitive Internet Video [Its over 40 minutes...oooppps]
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But this video is A W E S O M E. Its got all the great music of 2009 so
Let’s Digress A Tad.
Click on PLAY then click on PAUSE, wait for it to download
WE HATE BUFFERING
AVATAR (S)
Opinion : Virtual Worlds are getting a second life – NOT VRML (that was last week) but stuff like: # World of Warcraft # Entropia Universe # Habbo Hotel # Club Penguin ….and others – Snippets : Virtual worlds growth up 39% / estimated $579m / subscriptions / micropayments / 5 to 10 year olds – 76 million registered users / 10 to 15 year olds – 251 million / tails off 15 to 25 year olds only (!) 35 million – WOW – So…Watch out for Twinity ~ ha! shall I join? BETA ~ it’s free, just raised €4.5m; Bluemarsonline.com, testing..”Blue Mars is a free to play massively multiplayer virtual world featuring stunning graphics, realistic characters, and endless social bonding activities. ” again BETA / Free bit spoiled for choice I am : Will Test and report.. – To sum up : ” ….a whole generation growing up for whom having an avatar is second nature, virtual worlds have nowhere to go but up. Only they won’t be virtual worlds – just a part of normal life.”
Thanks To : http://wp.nowhostyoursite.com/2009/07/30/the-guardian-on-thursday/ Well Three Months Ago and boy the real world has changed, boy the virtual world has changed, avatar the real virtual reality has arrived. Its called rvr (wiki). here is an Avatar called Ynys with a comment. And A Quiz.
EA Games, Dragon Age. I made a joke about this stupid “game”. I spent 20 mins getting my face right. BEFORE I started the game. The mage was quick. Ynys as you see here is nice, she is a noble woman and a Rogue. Her Dog Shiva obeys her and only her, goes everywhere, fights like a demon, she can pick any lock. You will see tho, Aelfryd,[ÆLFÞRYÐ = Anglo-Saxon name composed of the Old English elements ælf "elf" and þryð "strength," hence "elfin strength."] …my Elfin lady warrior. She is my star. Spent an hour and a half getting her right. She’s not so pretty, not a looker like but not homely either. She’s a bit skinny, red hair. A bit Irish….. She has character. We spent the first two hours getting ready for her wedding. She has a bit of an attitude see. Humans treat Elves like scum. She was nearly raped by the local lord. She kicks ass but the humans were too strong. She doesn’t like humans very much. She was rescued by Alistair and he took her off for training. While getting ready to become a Grey Warden she was wandering around checking things out, a bit lost, with her crap clothes and little dagger. She chatted to lots of people. After about 20 minutes she was at the forest gate. The guard turned her away, said it was too dangerous for a little elf, especially a female. She turned to leave when a human messenger arrived and he spoke to the Guard:
He said to the Guard ” I have to deliver Sir Green’s Iron Broad Sword. Do you know where his tent is?” Aelfryd could interrupt, she had four choices:
- 1. No, I am new here. Can you help me?
- 2. Who is Sir Green? Please tell me about him
- 3. I don’t know anything about that
- 4. I know Sir Green, I am just going to his tent now, perhaps I can take it for you?
Aelfryd didn’t hesitate for a moment. What would you do? Impressed? I Am. Ok We will be returning to face software in a bit. First we have to look at the premier 3D Authoring package called:
Autodesk 3Ds Max 2010
Here is a tutorial:
Here Is A NEW Game Coming Soooonn!!!!!
THE ICE SCREAM WARS
O. I have An Experiment Running.. Its a Café on Facebook Called The Hard Rock Café, its run on Real World Paradigms…
- The owner has a profile. He is an ex-vet but lost his job when the factory closed. He is ablout 45. He always dreamed of having his own café. Doesn’t know anything about running a café but is convinced if he works hard he will make it. He knows how to make a burger, they cost him 15 he makes 60 on 12 servings. The rest he will learn. Like fruit salads are cheap you can make a 100 of them but you only get 1 coin per serving BUT the customers love them! The Important Stuff He Knew was :
- Bums On Seats, so maximise seating but take into account :
- Get ‘em in – Get ‘em out, Its a café not a chat room
- As far as possible try and create a waiter/waitress section, in a real café each waitress has their own area to cover
- Three Cooker Areas, Long Dishes, Medium Dishes, Fast Food. (As a general guide line)
- Maximise Customer Satisfaction , well they come in, find a seat immediately, get served immediately and leave. The tables are cleaned immediately! In a busy cafe you do not want to sit at a dirty table. Always keep the cookers spotless, never let food spoil (flys buzz around it ugh)
- Time Mangement/Cost Effective is vital. Dishes are prepared up to two days in advance (christmass Gingerbread House was 5 days in advance. VIP Dishes were only available for 24 hours, I managed 12 servings on six stoves. The café has to be profitable.
- Dress Well, Be Noticed, Love The Sunglasses and Tux Staff should look good too
- Make the place look nice, Grannies Cookoo Clock, Poster of Paris – he plans to go, The Moose he and his mates shot. The skull candle holder from his biker days, Silly dog by the fireplace of course…..
He makes a fortune serving two dishes Burgers and Caviar
…:) BTW
I registered Real Virtual Reality (dot) Net because I Think its important.
Addendum…..Watched A movie…seems to be silent */* so play this and watch the movie
AND/OR
OK OK OK ChooseYour Own Then!
- The Hero? Mcqueen
- The Mentor? The Doc
- Played by? Paul Newman
- aka “Doc”
- aka Steve McQueen?
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“‘The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles…when a man lets things go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones.’”
— Flann O’Brien (The Third Policeman)
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Add_quote“Your talk,” I said, “is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.”
— Flann O’Brien (The Third Policeman)
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Add_quote“You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if you kill me?”
“That is about the size of it,” said the Sergeant.
I felt so sad and so entirely disappointed that tears came into my eyes and a lump of incommunicable poignancy swelled tragically in my throat. I began to feel intensely every fragment of my equal humanity. The life that was bubbling at the end of my fingers was real and nearly painful in intensity and so was the beauty of my warm face and the loose humanity of my limbs and the racy health of my red rich blood. To leave it all without good reason and to smash the little empire into small fragments was a thing too pitiful even to refuse to think about.”
— Flann O’Brien (The Third Policeman)“Human existence being an hallucination containing in it self the secondary hallucinations of day and night (the latter an insanitary condition of the atmospheree due to accretions of black air) it ill becomes any man to be concerned at the illusory approach of the supreme hallucination known as death”
It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me: won’t see another one
And then they sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away and dreamed about you
Flat Fact: Kirsty Anna MacColl (10 October 1959 – 18 December 2000) was an English singer-songwriter.
MacColl scored several pop hits from the early 1980s to the early 1990s. During this era, she often sang on recordings produced by her husband Steve Lillywhite, notably those of The Smiths and the song “Fairytale of New York” by Pogues.
MacColl was killed in a controversial boating incident in Mexico.
Still Love You Kirsty, You left a legacy…..
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I´ve got a feeling
This year´s for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
Where all our dreams come true.
They got cars big as bars
They got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It´s no place for the old
When you first took my hand on a cold christmas eve
You promised me broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome you were pretty
Queen of new york city when the band finished playing they yelled out for more
Sinatra was swinging all the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night.
And the boys from the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out for christmas day.
You´re a bum you´re a punk
You´re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse I pray god it´s our last.
And the boys of the NYPD choir’s still singing Galway Bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day.
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can´t make it out alone
I´ve built my dreams around you
And the boys of the NYPD choir’s still singing Galway Bay
And the bells are ringing out
For christmas day.
To byl předvečer vánoční babe s opilá nádrž starý muž řekl mi: neuvidí jiný a pak jim zpívali píseň the vzácné staré horské Rosa I zapnuta můj obličej pryč a snili o vás máte o některou ze štěstí Came v 18 na jedno I´ve dostal pocit tohoto year´s pro mě a budete tak Šťastné a veselé vánoční miluji baby vidím lepší čas, kde všechny naše sny přicházejí PRAVDA. Jejich dostal automobilů velký jako pruhy, kterým získali řek zlata, ale větru přechází právo prostřednictvím vám It´s místo u starého při první následovala mé ruky na studené předvečer vánoční, vám slíbil mi broadway bylo čekání pro mě jste byly hezký jste byli krásná královna nový york města po dokončení kapela hraje jim yelled další Sinatra byl Kyvné všechny drunks, které jim byly zpěvu jsme zalité na rohu pak tančila přes noc. A chlapci z sbor NYPD byly zpívající Galway Bay A zvony byly vyzváněcí vánoční den. You´re zadek you´re punk You´re staré šlapky na nevyžádané ležení zde téměř mrtvé odkapávací v tomto lůžko je scumbag jste maggot je levný bídné faggot Happy vánoční váš zadek I naše poslední modlit boha it´s. A kluci NYPD sbor zpívající stále Galway Bay A zvony byly vyzvánění pro vánoční den. Mohl jsem byl někdo dobře tak, aby mohl každý, kdo vám trvalo mé sny ze mě když jste uložili je se mnou babe umístíte prvních nalezených jim s vlastní Can´t dělají mimo samotné I´ve postaven mé sny kolem vás a kluci z sbor NYPD’s stále zpívající Galway Bay A zvony jsou vyzvánění pro vánoční den.
christmas イブ ベーブ、老人が私に言った酔っぱらって戦車であった: もうひとつ見当たりません And 彼らは歌を珍しい古い山は私の顔を離れたまわってきたものにエイティーン I´ve でこの私と、そんな楽しい christmas は year´s 私たちの夢が実現 Where ほうが時間を確認できます赤ん坊大好きな感じだが、幸運なもので、「夢露歌った。 それら川の金をもらったバーとして大きな車をもらったが、風が右に行くところ、私 broadway 私には、待っていたを約束の冷たい christmas 前夜に手を最初にかかった場合、古いはハンサムないたは、It´s NEW YORK バンド彼らについて・ シナトラ We Then を通じて夜をまって、角にキスを歌っていた酔っ払いをすべてゆらぎいた yelled の再生が完了すると都市の美しい女王をしました。 少年 NYPD 聖歌隊席からゴールウェイ湾を歌っていたし、鐘が christmas 日は鳴りいた。 You´re、浮浪者 you´re、パンク、古い男の子がほとんど死んで、点滴でそのベッド、scumbag で、maggot、安い悪いファゴット Happy christmas 私は最後神 it´s を祈り、arse 係り迷惑メールで You´re。 少年たちの NYPD 聖歌隊席のまだゴールウェイ湾を鐘が christmas 日は鳴りされたとした And 歌います。 私が Well 人がそうはまず、私が私と私を置いてベーブつづけたが見つかった場合、私の夢からかかったすべてのユーザーが自分の Can´t で、私の夢、回避を構築するだけで I´ve をするし、少年の NYPD 聖歌隊席のまだ歌ってゴールウェイ湾を鐘が christmas 日の鳴っているとしたとします。
“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”
Just Telling It Like It Is I needed 3,391 euros to operate in the first year.I would employ two people from the live register immediately…. In The Second year I forcasted 100k profit ? I think. Sorry a bit upset. And its part of:
“The Board looked closely at your application, but felt that it was within a sector that is excluded from consideration”
i. e. The Internet …Ready?
- The Plan: Weddings, Photography, The Internet. What if, on the day of a couples wedding, I could put up their pictures on the internet? Who would take them? Well, anyone with a camera phone, they just SMS them to me, I upload them to my computer and then upload them to the internet. Yeah! So what to call it? Has to be easy to remember…..how about “Weddings On The Internet” So I invested 10 euros and got http://WeddingsOnTheInternet.com
- Sounds good to me! Ok lets get Weddings On The Internet .eu Weddings On The Internet .net Internet Weddings .eu and lets get 250 business cards printed. Cost 4 euro 95 cents.
- The secondary ones may have expired by now, I got a 30 day free trial and The County Enterprise Board turned me down. I need 36 euros and don’t have it because Irish People Hate Disabled People (see previous post)
- Sorry I may be boring you but the saga is reported on my blog a copy is here :
Weddings On The Internet
I started a new venture on Wednesday., putting Wedding Albums on the web. Our local hotel is having a formal wedding fair so I thought I would have a stand. Hmmm. I registered weddingsontheinternet.com on Thursday morning , it seemed like a good name. I designed a web page.
I thought I better make it official so I registered “Weddings On The Internet ” as a business name with CORE (Dublin Castle) . I suppose I should explain who we are….[I forgot...saw a ladies telephone number in the printer on Tuesday and jotted it down, she does flowers. Gave her a bell, explained what I was at said she would meet me Thursday......]

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And what about images……so I hunted on line in my favourite professional picture site…

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Tought I would take a break and try out some new image software. I took a picture I liked and “doctored” it with a wedding couple. Hmmm it looked good…..

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I popped out and checked that my printing company could give me some time tomorrow. I said I would need about 30 minutes uninterrupted. I phoned the printing head office, explained what I was doing. Lady said the boss would phone me back. Had some lunch and lthought about a new shop I want to open selling second hand computers. Had a chat with the owners friend (I do their web site). Hmmmm….
Back home…now the next page……

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ok. Its a bit dry and why do it? What’s the reason for all this…….

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Yep! Good Reason! Ok so how much is all this going to cost? Hmmmm…
People spend a minimum of 4k, more often 6k. on their weddings (for ONE day!) So, I am giving them The Internet and their grandchildren and everybody in the world who has an Internet connection.. Now how much is The Internet worth? Philip smiles….

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add THE WOW FACTOR…..
~Done …So last page “So long and thanks for all the fish” lol
[Sorry got the Time Line messed up a bit ~ downloading Windows 7 in the background...Anyway met Bridget and she will provide two bouquets, two floor standing trees, two button holes....]
Ok. Got an hour before the Printer so….
uploaded and created http://weddingsontheinternet.com .
Off to printers….
So. 25 perspex folders, 1 hole punch, 25 cardboard folders (give-a-way cause people collect loads of brochures and drop them and lose them….so,30 x 9 print outs of the above pages, 9 A3 glossy photos like this:

Barefoot Bride
and

Ring-A-Ring-A-Rosie
You must be getting bored you can see them in the 3d Gallery here http://irishbusinesslink.com/gallery2/gallery.html (DNS for weddings not resolved yet) I tested the site out live on Irish Business Link
Spent €121 on printing. [BTW downloaded Office 2007 Pro , it's gorgeous but WOW OUTLOOK WOW I'll do a movie....]
[sooo busy...Windows 7 stuff great operating system. made a quick video......
See The Tullamore Tribune got press coverage......for Weddings and registered InternetWeddings.eu .eu will be the next big thing...sorry haven't edited it yet.
Oh well off to Dublin gfor Windows 7 bash ! Great Stuff!!!!
btw got a new widget...don't even know if it works....
Soorrryyy so busy......BUT LOOK AT THIS PLEASE!
" Camera phones offer snapshot of our time, by Victor Keegan
If the dighital revolution had produced nothing except the camera phone, it would still have had a transformative effect on most people's lives. It is not only in the throes of destroying whole industries - such as film processing and standard canmeras - but it has also changed these devices from being aa passive recorder of life into an active, constant participant. You can take photos or videos and send them directly to web sites..." (We provide the web site, we provide the gallery, we provide the platfor...we get the image, it is up on the Internet 30 minutes nlater ...LIVE!)."..more than 60% of the world's population already has a mobile and MORE THAN HALF HAVE A CAMERA PHONE1...This year 90% of all phones shipped will have cameras....now...a camera phone has become an extension of a person."
The Guardian 15th October 2009
Well ...Think I got my first booking...Sat Night in DeBrúns generated some leads. Oh Friday...Repaired my computer a blank system...oohh Thursday...sorry guys...Windows 7 tech do....wait for the Windows 7 blog on Thursday....Ok heres a videooo...uhhh...
Sorry Thats the wrong one...thats for visually impaired peeps...Its this one
Ok theres a taste.......Got the sound a bit...oh well only took me 3 trys.....Windows 7 sorta needs widescreen... At the Tech thing got a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate. BTW
nah I've forgotten...never mind
So, where was I? Oh yea applied to a TV3 Entrepreneur Start-Your-Own-Business competition. My Application got accepted so it may work. Don't stand a chance but nothing ventured.......Then think I made a new friend, I hope so anyway, Paul R, said he might give me a hand. Sent me a nice email...
Applied for a grant with the Enterprise board, took me 15 minutes, well spent I think....Approached three friends to give me a hand...ones accepted so we have the best cybercafé in town as a resource and 12 PCs with a fast Internet connection.....
cool
Oh and got the Local Job club on board. There are about 3000 people unemployed in Tullamore...well 3001 think I lost my job today...Well he hadn't paid me for 3 days... I'd been working for him for 3 weeks. Here is the Job application if anyone needs a job....
Wanted (Graduate required) , Masters degree preferred :
- Design, maintain and up-date website
- Design and print master copies of all flyers and posters
- Distribution of flyers in all local shops and premises and to work place industrial estates
- 3 hours Saturday on-site 9.30 pm to 12.30 am (night) taking professional photos of hen parties, clients and anyone who wants one. (aver 35)
- Format photos with professional image editing software, edit and crop as appropriate
- Format for web
- Manipulate images and process into 3d web gallery software
- Up load to web
- Create link to gallery from main site
- Process images into A4 format (pdf file)
- Print two copies and deliver to premises for collection ( printing at employees cost)
- Include phone number for clients to have extra copies plus A3 Glossy if required (price at cost of printing)
- 3 meetings per week re design
- Liaise with staff over web content and design
- Analyses feedback from staff and clients
- Review, test, experiment, hard copy, review
- Create regular backups of all work on two external storage facilities with encryption
- In the event of death or severe injury, alternative access to all the above must be provided
Must have Professional photography experience of at least 15 years
Should be familiar with html, CSS, Flash, xml, object embedding, design strategies and common operating system extensions
Video editing and familiarisation of YouTube uploading
Preferred Windows 7 compliant. Should have own broadband Internet connection (not supplied)
Candidates will provide their own computer system and maintain it (No assistance given)
Professional membership of all major on-line user groups required
Christmas bonus of €100 may be paid subject to performance, not usually paid in the first year
No holiday entitlement, no sick pay, no pension. Should be available via mobile anytime.
Job may be terminated with 1 hours notice.
The successful candidate will not engage in any work for an establishment conducting a similar business
And will be an active participant in training courses (at candidates own cost0
The successful candidate will have : 10 megapixel camera with zoom , on camera editing, flash , spare memory card and battery back-up (not supplied)
The candidate will be expected to maintain a clean and tidy appearance and of pleasant demeanour with an engaging out-going personality.
Familiarity with current media content required
No expenses
Salary is :
Salary €60 (sixty Euros) per week paid in arrears, tax, national insurance to be arranged by the employee.
Any offers? You get a free Company T Shirt tooo....ok gooa go...
Who said
" I shouldn't have put the two forward slashes in. It would have saved a fortune in printing"
So not only did I have an IDEA I would employ people too. Maybe I will have to put up "Irish People Hate Employment"?
Maybe......
As with all new businesses there were setbacks (You could skip this bit and read Irish People Hate Disabled People but you have probably al ready read it) Any way The Story continues...Don't you just love Blogs?
TWTWTW
- 1. Opened The Shop at 16 Patrick Street
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- 2.Windows 7 "How Do I love thee?"
- 3. Worked on my WeddingsOnTheInternet.com forecast and will only lose €146,556 in the first year.
Bless This House
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- 4.Hired a cleaner and a Graphic Designer, Should be able to take over Russia
btw, Set Up What I Found In The Attic .com for a mate
Well eBay is a bit unfriendly
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- 5. Planned Evening sessions. Nite Club on Saturdays for 16 year olds called WTF? REM: Invite BeardyMan;
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Monday Nite is Movie Nite Called "That'll Do Pig" opening with "Babe" Theme song Leonard Cohen " Chelsea Hotel...You got away, didn't you, Babe... " . Show "Cool Hand Luke" on Good Friday.Friday Nite is the Casino Called "Phil's Café Americain" Casablanca playing in the background, roulette wheel for charity "Ravens Kiss"Over 30's only.
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- The Place looks Gorgeous. Installed LCD screen in the window mirroring the main inside! WOW! Applied to the local peoples bank for €2k.
Invited Michelle to the opening on Guy Fawkes Night (404 years fighting Terrorism)
The First Lady
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- Ordered a server for 16PatrickStreet.com, 8 gigs of RAM! On Interbnet backbone with 1,800 gigs of bandwidth
- 6....... >
Oh dear. Got beaten up (alledgedly) by the owner's son (alledgedly) and a Thuggee...Got thrown out into the street. Called The Cops but
Locks changed. Electricity turned off. All is Dark. Oh dear![]()
- Sorry, You must be getting bored.....
Sorry
btw...Got Turned Down by the People's Bank
- Set up my Dunne Stores LapTop, plugged into The Internet Thingy
not happy with the cops so complained sort of...
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Beefed everything up a tad by adding a criminal lawyer and my doctor into the mix....
Popped out for lunch and had a very nice salad with fetta cheese, loads of olives, tikka chicken and Bruschetta on the side The chef makes his own salad dressing. I mean, forget Ceaser.....
btw my #irishthursday twitter is so funny...ha ha ha![]()
Thought i better be creative to re-charge the old batteries so made this:
fun he he
and thispretty cool huh
- I'm Getting a bit bored now! So long story short, escated to justice Victims of Crime
made a video
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- 8?. The perp dumped my PC in the street
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So put the top down and picked it up.Spayed the PC to match damn paparazzi are everywhere
drove home and plugged it in......
I can get on with Tony Starks GUI now
rotfcmao
Wrote a short story called "Here There Be Dragons"

Sea Dragon
Yep Weddings stimulated Look What I found In The Attic dot comWonder if I should apply to the County Enterprise Board? Fuck it I Will. Oh My Account Projections are here.
O Shit I Am Really Really Depressed now, really really depressed.....sorry...can't go on....sorry
P.S. Got The President of The United States of America and the First Lady To advertise the site for me here But Irish People Hate The Internet and Disabled People. Next? Jews? Blacks? .....YOU ?
Start Slide Show with PicLens Lite- They have cut off my Internet because I have not paid the bill
- Why did I not pay the bill? Well as a disabled person I get a household allowance, but they stopped it. I have been disabled for 5 years
- Why did they stop my allowance? Because I moved, I was told to move by my landlord. I moved from No 11 to No 47. I told Social Services two months ago. They have accepted I have moved and are paying me housing benefit
- They stopped my household benefit, i.e. because I moved and this is a different section they stop it automatically. Perhaps the process of moving cures disabilities? I have to re-apply. Earlier this year I had the same problem. It took them 5 months to sort it out after I complained to the minister of social welfare.
- I am using an old temporary Internet connection that has no credit but the company will take an hour to register the fact that I am using it
- I thought I better mention it in case I do not get connected again for some time
- Times are a bit hard because I took in a homeless single mum and her 10 year old son who were evictted illegally by their landlord who forged thier rent book. I have documented prood of this which I will publish on http//scribd.com/pjfbncyl J’accuse. She gets no benefit either
- My mobile phone is about to be cut off too. I had to get a new one because I was physically beaten up by two irish men. I tried to call the Gardai for help but they smashed my phone during the assault. I tried to get legal representation but was refused as it is a criminal matter. The Gardai came and took statements. I have heard nothing from them. the account of the events, written two hours after it happened is here
- Statement
- I complained to the Gardai Ombudsman who acknowledged receipt of my complaint but I have heard nothing since
- I will take Ireland to the court of human rights next year, if i do not receive satisfaction. I think its because I am disabled and
- Irish People Hate Disabled People
There is Truth and There is Fiction, the difference is : Fiction has to make sense
Please Take A Moment
(polls)
I have spoken about people making a dichotomy of real and virtual. I have made my position clear. I have “told it like it is”. I have invented rvr. Everything is linked now. You post to twitter it ends up on DIGG and Facebook. You favourite a youtube video it ends up on bebo. You post to facebook and yahoo picks it up. Blogs? OMG if i blog anything and click on share it goes to the following :
Twitter, My Space, DiGG, Facebook, Yahoo, Google, stumbleupon, buzzup, de.lio.us, all my 10 other blogs, all my 30 widgets, Blue Mars, ….if there is a god (s)he gets a copy
and no doubt someone somewhere is transmitting this out into space where it will travel on into eternity…. Do you see? Everything is linked now. You cannot distinguish between what is real and what is virtual. The human in me says it is all real. The buddhist says it is all virtual. Whatever the perspecive, it is all one.
I leave you with the tweet I made 8 hours before the world press took it up ” No No Go Go http://OnlyDragons eat Antonomc hamsters ” . See if you can understand the 52 characters (I always thought that 142 characters was way too many.)
I left this Comment with the Washigton Post
I twittered “No No Go Go http://OnlyDragons.com eat Antonomic Hamsters” because BBC Radio 2 said Go Go Hamsters are in trouble because of levels of Antonomy . Dragons Tongues have to be Flame retardant one of the uses of antinomy Go Go Hamsters are Hot for Christmas. Where is the news? I cannot find a link to bit.ly it. this is not a paradox thats Antimony.
Posted by: pjfbncyl | December 7, 2009 2:28 AM | Report abuse
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ nor no man ever loved
Blue Eye On Mars : BREAKING NEWS: 8.46am HST:
“I, Dude Starship aka pjfbncyl, inhabitant of Blue Mars, Second Life and Twinity, Do Hearby CHALLENGE ALL COMERS, to beat my round trip Home>Telescope>Home in 01:42:09 . Until otherwise I Hearby Claim The Title of “Teleporter 1
Well, it looks as though we have a challenge on our hands. Well known media guru Dude Starship claimed the title : Teleporter 1 in the open Home>Telescope>Home Blue Mars Challenge. This morning. Dude says he cannot be beaten. When interviewed off camera he had this to say:
- Blue Eye On Mars reporter : “Well Dude, you have thrown down the gauntlet, what do you hope to achieve?”
- “Well, Rupert, there is no real prize but the virtual prize of Teleporter 1 is grand. I didn’t do it for the money, I did it for the glory and Nobody Can beat Me.
- Blue Eye On Mars Reporter : ” I watched the video Dude. looked like you had a moment of panic?”
- “You know Rupert, bin trainin for weeks for this event but, like you know Rupert, on the day, the heat, the crowds well no one can prepare you for that….”
- Blue Eye On Mars Reporter : ” So Dude, any message for our listeners?”
- “Listen up Blue Mars u r wimps, can u do better? I laugh in your avatar faces!”
Well strong words indeed from Dude Starship, but how long will his title last..and its held by a man. Ladies we know men are faster…but there seems to be an element of skill? How fast is your mouse?. Its Open season onTeleporter1
Tags: News, Teleporter 1
A New (to me) Feature. Teleporting using the ESC key: This Video Features The Telescope and its really cool. Why Isn’t The World Here?
This day in history:
At sixteen minutes past five on 23rd November 1963, a British television institution was born. Doctor Who would go on to become the longest-running science-fiction programme in the world, eventually spawning twenty six seasons of adventures from 1963 to 1989. In total, eight actors have played the part of Gallifrey’s most famous Time Lord. From the very first – William Hartnell in 1963 – to the very last – Paul McGann, in the 1996 TV Movie – the Doctor has wandered through time and space in his trusty time machine, an old type-40 TARDIS (Time and Relative Dimensions in Space). Although appearing to be nothing more than a battered blue police box, it is in fact vastly bigger on the inside than on the outside, and always departs with its familiar wheezing, groaning sound.
The BBC are “No Longer Updating This Page
We have To Get a T.A.R.D.I.S. for Blue Mars, but what am I thinking Blue Mars Is bigger on the inside than on the Outside it is a Time And Relative Dimension In Space

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